December gossip | There's hoe-ho-ho in the air
IJGB, OS, and Nigeria's third National anthem
What’s up guy?
As for my wife, kids and I…we made it through December...thanks for asking.
Guy I spoke to a psychiatrist oh and he told me that the T in this T-Pain era stands for therapy 😭. May God save us from unfortunate people this new year we’re entering.
Anyways whatssssss upppp?? Well guy, I’m pumped, I’m the one doing the major gossip today, and not Bala Abdulfattah. So what happened in the last month?
I don loss like seven times this month. Innocent me thought ijgb was igmb😔
I con Dey wonder who wan enter school 200 level and why everyone wouldn’t shut up about it. But as God will have it, the TikTok search button had my back. True true these abroad people should come and be going✋. Abi the money they got from their jobs at MC Donald’s has not finished????
This quote should be framed and put in a museum
I did not leave my fathers house this December but next year? I’m ready for all of you. Coming in hot danburouba.
Ayrra, Tems, Rema, Tyla, Gunna, Saweetie, and Burna boy’s new boo all in one country? Nigeria is truly that one toxic ex you can’t leave. They just keep coming back for more even after we drag them through the mud. Good government we might not have, good roads too… or even electricity. But you see oblee? Unmatched.
TEMU-MU?
As Temu wan kill us with ads, I decided to give it a try like I told you the last time and my God did. I say make you follow me rob POS, you no gree…now I have the coolest spiderman phone case and where is yours? Nowhere to be found.
OPERATING SYSTEM
When I first saw this OS thing on this guy’s snap story (yes it was you🫵) I thought they were talking about operating system because the guy was a tech bro and boy was I wrong.
So na wetin una Dey do be this??? We listen and we’re judging oh.
Sha “since the day I was born since the day I was born I Dey order-”
What have we been up to?
We’re hosting a free pre-Purpival hangout on Saturday in Abuja where we get to link up with our community members and do fun stuff (and create every single content idea we have in our head 😭)
You should register here if you’d be around
2 tips to surviving as a student
1. No become student
No one would tell you this but since I am here for peak advice I dey drop warning guy… no try am and even as you try am, try drop out. Na me know wetin I see last semester. School no be place tbh.
2. Get a side hustle
No one in school is truly just focusing on that education aspect and if you are, you need to fix up. Poverty go hug you and you would have no other choice but to hug it back. Una go enter loving relationship and una love language for be physical touch with a touch of BDSM, because cord go touch you back. Find something to do, get a job, start a business, do something. Country tough pass this first class thing wey Success dey do tbh.
3 cool things from the last month
#1 This carousel of Austin Lifu and a hyena
#2 This mirror carousel of Barakah
#3 This ijgb-oblee baby
View here
The number of Santa Claus memes I gathered, only to be too busy to post them... pain me die 😔. Moved to tears, I swear. Even the birthday boy photoshoot pics didn’t make the cut.
See you next year guy🎅✨