October gossip | All of us are dead😭
T-Pain, Power grid and why this may be the weirdest holiday ever
What’s up guyyy
How’ve you been?
As for me, omo I’ve spent the majority of October trying to access my money in different Nigerian banks. What Zenith bank has used my eyes to see mehnnn. Now Opay is doing me again. A friend said the devil is using me as a beta- tester for new punishments😭
Did you go through the same bank mess in October from Zenith, or even GTB? Let me know how that experience was for you abeg.
PS: I’m writing this episode with Ama🤍 from Unfiltered Thoughts, and I’d like to write gossip with you too if you’re interested, so let me know guy😪
Today’s episode is in Partnership with: Eudora.ng
So…What’s up?
You ever get the feeling that we’re all in a bad video game, and whoever is controlling our country is trying to speed-run our downfall? Because at this point, it feels like "someone" was handed a deadline to kill off everyone in Nigeria. It’s wild how, every day, something new happens that makes you wonder, "What next?"
Fuel price and dollar price are both doing first to reach 2k, and our government is out here doing us dirty fr.
But in the midst of all of this, our president decided to take a vacay in the UKay.
As if the drama wasn’t enough already, Supreme leader then came back and fired 5 ministers on the spot! Drama you love to see.
Guy I was just about to watch Season 2 of AoT, then I saw the light move funny, then go off. I quickly opened window to see if my neighbors had light (because that one for pain me), then I opened twitter. Lo and behold, National grid was trending. Again.
ASUU, don’t even think about it
There’s emerging rumors about an ASUU strike before the year ends, especially with SSANU and NASU already going on strike.
In a single holiday that has seen fuel price increased twice, and a crate of eggs already at 6k. An ASUU strike would be the perfect icing on the “weirdest holiday ever” cake.
Well, what have we been up to?
Nothing much, only that we just announced the greatest event EVER for 2025!!
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2 tips to surviving as a student
1. Master the art of budgeting
Forget planning for a month; plan for a week or even a day at a time. Break your money down into small, manageable chunks. Stretch that ₦5,000 as far as it can go because, let’s face it, in this economy, even small amounts can save your semester, or holiday.
2. Find your tribe
School is hard enough; Life in general is even harder. Don’t try to navigate it alone. Make friends who’ll help you out when you’re low on cash or energy. Remember, your network is your net worth, and in these tough times, sometimes all you need is a solid crew to laugh, complain, and survive with.
3 cool things from the last month
#1 This 10-slide long set of bangers from Sem
You should check it here
#2 This carousel Fk and Steph ate up at golf course
You should check it here
#3 This hilarious reel Siya shared of a scammer trying to get to her mum
You should check it here
That’s the end for today guy. We’re trying to stay as consistent as we can this time, so let us know in the comments what you’d love to see next time.
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I loved the scammer video. What?? Guys said "go and hold it on your hand and check". Is it by force?