November gossip | Suspect might just drop-out😪
Frustration-Under-Tension, TEMU, and the day men forget the most
What’s up guyyy…
If you want to know, the answer is still No…
I’ve still not gotten over my bank account struggles from last month, and apparently I have to go to a Magistrate court in Kano to undo the court order that restricted my Opay account.
Today I’m writing with Anna Jacobs, this should be fun…
Today's episode is in partnership with Gbas Gbos gameSo What’s up?
I’m constantly pondering if I should have sold my father’s house and invested in my country’s depreciation. Ali Express is now forgotten since the markets nearby seem to have everything I previously kept searching for online. If the economy doesn’t end me I might end up learning a very important lesson from the hike in prices—That my mother was always right, there is food at home.
Saving in this economy? Forget it.
Between stressing over your account balance and your boo’s loyalty (bad news: even your boo might have a boo 😭), isn’t it time we made some real moves? (like blowing bubbles and well…robbing the nearest POS stand)
Feels good
F-U-T
doesn’t feel too good
Well, the Federal University of Technology Minna postponed their resumption date to the 20th of January 2025. Freshers were seen offloading and then immediately after, loading various items due to the late announcement while the rest of the school (you and I) remained unscathed because of the pact we made (to resume next year and next year only). We discovered various individuals (descendants of Judas Iscariot) are currently finding their various ways back home after the news (we wish them well even after the betrayal because honest to God, them no well)
GO…MEn?
Men’s day is mentioned twice a year; during Mother’s Day or the international women’s day and that seems to be enough for everyone but as someone who sits on the fence, go men.
TEMU please nau
Wait first, don’t tell me you’ve not downloaded the Temu app yet please, You’re a better man than I am😪. Those people are relentless.
I don full my cart with like 35k worth of goods, How I’ll pay? You will find out soon🫵🏽
What have we been up to?
We released this banger reel ahead of the carnival, and there’s more where that came from💜
2 Tips to Surviving as a Student
1. ON GAS
Buying food is cheaper. “If we go Embassy buy rice we go full guy”—CAP—“e go do us till tomorrow”—CAPCut—"make we no waste gas and energy, we go fit reach night”—class CAPtain capo.
As much as you can, for as long as you can, on that gas. Cooking actually saves you more money than you think. make stew, cook rice. Enjoy life. Leave Food republic and Embassy for who them fit…debit (see what I did there?)
2. STAY AWAY FROM BAD GANG
If you come to school with a mission, stick to it. You don’t need extra drama, go on twitter, your country is currently a 200 episode on going C-drama. Meeting random people that constantly push you out of your comfort zone into doing things that would in no way improve your living situation for the better would not end up nicely. My advice is you stick to your list and follow it religiously. Good boy/girl dey pay.
3 cool things from the last month
#1 This carousel of Eudora cosplaying Choso from jujutsu kaisen
Check them here
#2 Student-Union-Guardians of the galaxy
Click here to watch
#3 Chioma’s “art meets art” carousel
Check it here
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Who is this Anna?
That TEMU part is Soo real 😂😭