Mid-January gossip | You should be like Liz Sanya
New year resolutions, Purpival, and questions why there's this much love in the air already
What’s up guy?
It’d seem like a crime to start the first post of the year without a “Happy new year”. So…HAPPY NEW YEAR?
How are you? Fully recharged or still recovering from the holidays?
We or let me say, you people have oblee-d in December, I hope there’s things left for a ‘Clean January’. You get it? Detty December, clean January?? Hahaha very funny.
Enough cringe…
It’s also not Bala Abdulfattah bringing you gossip today, it’s me Gbemi , deal with it?? Sorry sorry I meant enjoy? We should start the year on a peaceful note
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
Mehnn, it’s actually not late at all to still make new year resolutions
I asked a couple of students what the most delusional or at least weirdest new year’s resolution they’ve heard is, and honestly, i can’t stop laughing
‘New year, New me’ na the same result, yinmu. I dey for who dey for me! Mtcheww they don’t show up for anybody”New year, same you fr (not without the choice of finally quitting that bad habit you’ve always been talked to about, the choice of picking up a new habit, of experimenting fashion styles, of trying out that food you think you hate, of taking that course you’ve been stalling on, and of course, the choice of taking what belongs to Caesar, eating your cake and having it, of reaping where you didn’t sow, packing all that glitters, gold or not, cutting XXL coat and all that)
IT’S COMPLETELY UP TO YOU, OWN YOUR YEAR fr.
This thing be like concluding text, the same way some people would round up their gym goals as fast as they made them this January.
A shared a hilarious observation about “someone waiting for January 1st to start going to the gym: I mean, if you were serious, there’s nothing you couldn’t have started by December 26th"
Mehnnnnn, its’s up to you. But with the number of people that have made this particular resolution, Gym go full oo
Whatever consistency goals you make tho, don’t let it be like our National grid’s consistency in collapsing even this new year
Like we’re barely two weeks in guy
Btw, ‘some Abuja people’, how are you enjoying the lights-out?
“My friend’s resolution is to save up to a million naira by December” doesn’t seem unattainable if I must say… oops,I spoke too soon? “doesn’t seem unrealistic ba, but me I know her, she no get income”I rest my case 😭😭but it’s really up to you.
Be like Liz Sanya? More disruptor than designer, maybe set seemingly unattainable goals and smash them, successfully that is, before our very eyes.
you’ve read to this point, before you keep going, please share? 🤲✨
Last but not least a resolution about finding love this year, from a very delusional person I know 😂
For survival, Yes. I need one kind madddd level of delusion to fall in love this yearSpeaking of love, wdym there’s Valentine’s talk already??? I wasn’t going to talk, but what’s all this???
I thought we were leaving it till end of the month or beginning of February, pity people like us biko 🤲🤲
On the other hand, to be peppered or not, it’s up to you.
Also speaking of February, are you prepared for resumption?? Cos why is my cousin asking me “how much garri is enough garri?”
Guyyyyyy, Purpival is February 15th just in case you needed a reminder, ‘one simply must attend’.
Tickets have been rolling out since the first week of the year, sooo….this is a shameless plug for you to visit purpival.1088africa.com
Coolest things this week?
when there’s the new 10.8.8 Magazine Afrocentric Edition’s banger teaser videos??
see you in a week or two guy…..waittttt, you still haven’t subscribed to this gossip ke?
